wifemood
tolerated 62/100
threat assessment standing telemetry
tolerated
62/100
decay -2/hr
wife unit
apply buff rarity = effort
confess debuff the log already knows
combat log
relationship telemetry division

This app is satire — relationships are not resource meters.
Asking your partner what they actually need, though? That one actually works. <3

v1.5.0 · build 20260812.1630 · about · lucianlabs.ca

About this app

It started as a joke about scorekeeping and turned into a study of how forty-odd cultures each name the same silence.

The meter is satire. The localisation is not: every locale is written from inside its own culture rather than translated, and the lowest zone in each one had to be that language's own word for going quiet at someone you love — tampo, inat, muso lungo, de morros, ኩርፊያ, だんまり, 唔瞅唔睬, boudé, sullin'. None of them borrowed it.

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